"Everyone meet adoptable dog: Jake from State Farm!
HUSBAND: Yeah, I'm married.
Does it matter?
JAKE : That's no issue, I would love to have a family.
WIFE: Who are you talking to?
AAA
HUSBAND: It's Jake from State Farm. Sounds like a really good pup.
WIFE: Jake from State Farm at 9:00 in the morning? What are you wearing, "Jake from State Farm?"
JAKE : Ahhh...a cool shirt and khaki fur.
WIFE: She sounds hideous.
HUSBAND: Well, she's a he, so—
And a good boy Jake is, indeed!
Interested in adopting this good boy? Don't worry, we've got you covered! Just head to https://acadianaanimalaid.org/adopt/ [acadianaanimalaid.org] and put in your application and we'll be calling YOU!"
